{"author":"Will Cuppy","author_id":"Will+Cuppy","total_quotes":20,"quotes":[{"text":"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["reason","cat","same "],"id":6148,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["animals","consciousness","humor","intelligence"],"id":6336,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["anatomy","aristotle","fame","knolage","people","philosophy"],"id":35297,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["animals","apes","humor","humorous","mammals","primates"],"id":54252,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["humor","humorous","poverty","poverty-and-politics"],"id":54321,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["marriage"],"id":78846,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["humor","intelligence"],"id":94680,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["lion","people","some people "],"id":132234,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["animals","birds","humor","humorous"],"id":167277,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"},{"text":"Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.","author":"Will Cuppy","tags":["society","social"],"id":179974,"author_id":"Will+Cuppy"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":20,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}