{"author":"Susan Andersen","author_id":"Susan+Andersen","total_quotes":9,"quotes":[{"text":"Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you're happy and hold you when you're sad and--hell. I don't even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know--to infinity and beyond?","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["forever","infinity","love"],"id":4585,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["fun","men"],"id":58731,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["heartbreak","love","relationship"],"id":237317,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["frustration","men"],"id":248085,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["women"],"id":358628,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"Be good. It'll be a new experience.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["behavior","experience","good","new"],"id":396345,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["angel","angel-face","insult","silence","talk","talking","woman","women"],"id":401433,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own reward.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["advice","behavior","good","goodness","lady","reward"],"id":453139,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"},{"text":"Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.","author":"Susan Andersen","tags":["bakery","cookies","date","dating","overrated"],"id":472982,"author_id":"Susan+Andersen"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":9,"pages":1}}