{"author":"Stefan D","author_id":"Stefan+D","total_quotes":8,"quotes":[{"text":"- My love is about 2/3rds as invisible as her love, and that sort of transparency isn’t really all that healthy in a relationship. - I chop trees down with my sharpened mustache, remember? Cloning works, but can lead you in the wrong direction.-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["cloning","direction","health","invisibility","invisible","love","lumber","mustache","relationship","right","transparent","trees","wrong"],"id":85450,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"- Daddy won’t buy me a new pony, so I’m gonna burn my old one so he will have to buy me a new one. - Will a horse do? I'm a horse. I'm a horse. Yes, of course. Yes, of course. (That's a little children's poem.).-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["affirmation","burning","children","fatherhood","horse","poem","ponies","wood"],"id":131819,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["bars","diploma","drinking","education","goals","reading","school"],"id":176225,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"- If no one understands anything in the same way, what use is communication? - The best way to recycle empty soup cans is to tie a string to them and talk to yourself - from up to a mile away.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["communication","conversation","conversations","talking","understanding","use"],"id":217698,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["army","invisible","kgb","military","nlp","notability","nsa","surveillance"],"id":251698,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"- Sort out the sort ofs from the maybes, and maybe you will start walking in the right direction, like you’re on a treadmill. - You have your direction. I have my direction. As for the correct direction, the one direction - it does not exist...-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["correct","direction","fitness","gym","maybe","nietzsche","right","single"],"id":267386,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["best","favorite","favourite","island","jarod-kintz","joke"],"id":337010,"author_id":"Stefan+D"},{"text":"- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer!-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D.","author":"Stefan D","tags":["blue","blues","cars","color","depression","gray","questions","racing"],"id":379215,"author_id":"Stefan+D"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":8,"pages":1}}