{"author":"Roseanne Barr","author_id":"Roseanne+Barr","total_quotes":25,"quotes":[{"text":"Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["divorce","seriously","way "],"id":4796,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost. ","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["change","time","future "],"id":27790,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["feminism","power","women"],"id":91425,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["women","believe","i believe "],"id":106146,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["menstruation","pms","women"],"id":179328,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["funny","writing","know "],"id":186314,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["pressure","diamonds"],"id":196565,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["war","world","military "],"id":197920,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["myself","government","husband "],"id":219121,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"},{"text":"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.","author":"Roseanne Barr","tags":["ego","beer","you "],"id":220999,"author_id":"Roseanne+Barr"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":25,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}