{"author":"Robert Kirkman","author_id":"Robert+Kirkman","total_quotes":19,"quotes":[{"text":"I remember when my aunt died, the thing that pissed me off the most was going to get groceries the next day and seeing all those people who didn't care... Didn't understand why I was so upset when I saw her brand of cigarettes behind the counter.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["life-and-death"],"id":12100,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"You tell me I have to crush a field of babies to keep breathing? Sure. You say people who rely on me aren't going to live unless I turn someone's head into a bowl of gravy? I'm there. I don't feel bad about it. I don't think about it. It just is what it is. It's survival.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["babies","feelings","gravy","it-is-what-it-is","negan","survival"],"id":48898,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... Like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["asshole","coffin","dead","ground","murder","negan"],"id":54776,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"You have a valid complaint, and I do recognize it ... But you are reading into things a little bit. Just the same, I will do my best to make horrible things happen to a bunch of white people before something else so graphic hits a minority character.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["character","comics","humor"],"id":59888,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"Point me in the right direction, and shut the fuck up. I'm the one calling the shots now. Fall in line or fall down a fucking well.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["direction","leader","leadership","negan","well"],"id":63028,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"Protecting the weak is the whole fucking basis for civilization. If you're not protecting the weak, you're not civilized. You're fucking animals.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["animals","civilization","negan","protection","weak"],"id":68027,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they fin.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["aggression","confrontation","payback","survival","walking-dead","zombies"],"id":109716,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I'll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick! Last chance... You force yourself into that woman... And I'll force this knife into your dick hole!","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["dick","knife","negan","prick","rape","teeth"],"id":186858,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"But honestly... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh.","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["knowledge","the-walking-dead","zombie"],"id":199808,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"},{"text":"Right, he can kill the dead. What happens when he realizes we're training him to kill the living?","author":"Robert Kirkman","tags":["militia","training","war","zombies"],"id":232080,"author_id":"Robert+Kirkman"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":19,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}