{"author":"Rick Riordan","author_id":"Rick+Riordan","total_quotes":985,"quotes":[{"text":"Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["funny","humor","i-can-t","jkahsalolololololol"],"id":183,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"I couldn’t miss Percy’s fifteenth birthday,” Poseidon said. “Why, if this were Sparta, Percy would be a man today!”'That’s true,” Paul said. “I used to teach ancient history.”Poseidon’s eyes twinkled. “That’s me. Ancient history.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["percy-jackson","poseidon"],"id":1937,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"CHEERS, CARTER. At least you have the sense to hand me the microphone for important things.Honestly, he drones on and on about his plans for the Apocalypse, but he makes no plans at all for the school dance. My brother's priorities are severely skewed.Sadie Kane.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["apocalypse","dance","humor"],"id":2207,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["percy-jackson"],"id":2714,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"She'd also called me brave...Unless she was talking to the catfish.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["bravery","fish","humor"],"id":2823,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"So now I get the scepter?' Jason. ","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["cupid","eros","heroes-of-olympus","house-of-hades","jason-grace","percy-jackson","rick-riordan"],"id":2984,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy mountain cliff in Maine, Percy Jackson protecting them from the manticore. Percy's sword gleamed in the dark. He'd been the first demigod Nico had ever seen in action. Later at Camp Half-Blood, Percy took Nico by the arm, promising to keep his sister Bianca safe. Nico believed him. Nico looked into his sea-green eyes and though, How can he possibly fail? This is a real hero.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["nico-di-angelo","percy-jackson"],"id":3254,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Um...' Hazel faltered. 'You mean you won't... You're not going to-' 'Claim your life?' Thantos asked. 'Well, let's see...'  He pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death, tapped the screen a few times, and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reaping souls.  'I don't see you on the list,' Thantos said. 'Pluto gives me specific orders for escaped souls, you see. For some reason, he has not issued a warrant for yours. Perhaps he feels your life is not finished, or it could be n oversight. If you'd like me to call and ask-' 'No!' Hazel yelped. 'That's okay.' 'Are you sure?' Death asked helpfully. 'I have video-conferencing enabled. I have his Skype address here somewhere...","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["death","frank","hazel","jackson","percy","rick","riordan","thantos"],"id":4819,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Jeez, Hazel,' Percy said, 'tell your horse to watch his language.'Hazel tried not to laugh. 'What did he say?'With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top.'Frank looked incredulous. 'I thought the horse couldn't fly!'This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing.'Dude,' Percy told the horse, 'I've gotten suspended for saying less than that...","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["cussing","horse","humor"],"id":4986,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"The dead praetor raised his sword. ''Our desires reveal us. They show us for who we really are. Someone has come come for you, Jason Grace.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["desires","jason-grace","michael-varus","percy-jackson"],"id":5215,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":985,"pages":99,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}