{"author":"Regina Griffin","author_id":"Regina+Griffin","total_quotes":9,"quotes":[{"text":"Ish #21 'Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny-as-hell","funny-but-true","funny","humerous","humor"],"id":78760,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #153 'Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny-but-true","funny","humor","humorous","tags-funny-and-random"],"id":118302,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #19 'If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny-and-random","funny-but-true","funny","humor","humorous"],"id":126524,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #28 'Give you child a name with meaning.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["inspiration","inspirig","motivation","motivational"],"id":191913,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #303 'It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny","funny-as-hell","funny","humor"],"id":215157,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #109 'If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny-but-true","funny","humor","humorous","tags-funny-and-random"],"id":230891,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #211 'Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["inspirig","motivation","motivational","truth-insprational"],"id":356519,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #177 'You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["inspiration","inspirig","motivation","motivational","truth-inspirational"],"id":397303,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"Ish #1 'It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny-but-true","funny","humor","humorous","tags-funny-and-random"],"id":471138,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":9,"pages":1}}