{"author":"Ray Palla","author_id":"Ray+Palla","total_quotes":11,"quotes":[{"text":"Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["ity","little-head","little-people","power","ugly"],"id":114423,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it you can. You'll see, it comes right back to you.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["belief","believe","believer-test","come-back","forever","give-away","holilday-spirit","true-believer"],"id":125811,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"I can stomach just about anything… After all, I can deal with politicians… I don’t have any problem not puking on them! —Debra Wright, KNUT Reporter.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["debra-wright","politicians","puking","stomach"],"id":129566,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["ignorance","jackass","patronizing","prejudice"],"id":210419,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["comediotic","comedy","comic","funny","moon","silly"],"id":278148,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"Time was unending when charmed, captivated, even delighted by the mystical motion of the ocean!","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["motion-of-the-ocean","motionless","ocean","oceans","time-management","time-passing","time-slipping","timeless","timelessness"],"id":281673,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["gun","illegal-alien","run","running","running-away"],"id":300105,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["ity","call-me-dick","my-name-is","recalcitrant"],"id":307115,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I’m pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["sea"],"id":361996,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"},{"text":"An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t want to offend him, his parents, or anyone else. Here’s what I found.Technically, a moron is smarter than an idiot. An imbecile is also smarter than an idiot.Although today the words are considered insulting and derogatory, prior to the 1960s they were widely used as actual psychology terms associated with intelligence on an IQ test.\tAn IQ between:\t 00-25 = Idiot\t 26-50 = Imbecile\t 51-70 = MoronExplaining all of this to a nine year old with an IQ of 130 made me feel like society has turned all adults into one of the above, myself included.When I told him that I’m afraid to openly say it, the nine year old said, “Adults are idiots!","author":"Ray Palla","tags":["idiot","imbecile","intelligence","iq","moron","political-correctness"],"id":363829,"author_id":"Ray+Palla"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":11,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}