{"author":"Rachel Caine","author_id":"Rachel+Caine","total_quotes":214,"quotes":[{"text":"I'm so glad you're okay.'So, how do we celebrate my okayness? It's my day off. Let's go crazy. Glow-in-the-dark bowling?'No'I'll let you use the kiddie ball.'Shut up. I do NOT need the kiddie ball.'The way you bowl, I think you might.'He grabbed her in an exaggerated formal dance pose and whirled her around, backpack and all, which didn't make her any more graceful. 'Ballroom dancing?'Are you INSANE?'Hey, girls who tango are hot.'You think I'm not hot because I don't tango?'He dropped the act. Shane was a smart boy. 'I think you are too hot for ballroom or bowling. So you tell me. What do you want to do? And don't say study.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire danvers","ghost town","morganville vampires","rachel caine","shane collins","vampire","vampires"],"id":1138,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"You're kidding,' Shane said. 'Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?'No,' Claire said, 'but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?'Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway.'Stop making up names for him.'What about Count Crackula?'Just stop.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["humor","humour"],"id":6922,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":" An intriguing world where vampires rule, only the strongest survive, and romance offers hope in the darkest hours.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["fiction","horror-romance"],"id":13101,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["fear","last-breath","morganville-vampires","oliver","rachel-caine"],"id":13278,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"No bacon for you.'Then no eggs for you. Either of you.'Eve glowered at him. 'Prisoner exchange?'They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["bacon","eggs","eve-rosser","food","prisoner-exchange","shane-collins"],"id":13424,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"I can handle Glory.' 'Can you?' Eve asked. 'Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory.' He shut up. Which is probably about the only smart thing he can do, Claire thought.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["bite-club","comeback","eve-rosser","jealousy","michael-glass","morganville-vampires","rachel-caine"],"id":14212,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"„We didn’t anticipate that the formula would trigger such a violent response. In the future, you’ll only receive the unprocessed raw materials.”“So it’s because I’m young.”“No,” he said. “It’s because you’re young and you refuse to acknowledge what you are. What it means. What it promises. You’re fighting your condition, and that makes it almost impossible for you to control yourself. You need to admit it to yourself, Michael. You’ll never be human again.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["advice","automatic","fear","inner-self","michael-glass","morganville-vampires","oliver","rachel-caine"],"id":19392,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it.' 'You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","funny","shane-collins"],"id":19481,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"See?' she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. 'She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!'Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["eve-rosser","humor","morganville-vampires","shane-collins"],"id":20562,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you...I just want you to be happy. And it cuts me when you're not.'I'm happy with you.'She heard the smile in his voice this time. 'So what do you really want? A storybook life in Vampireville, with your life on the line every day and a half?'I'm considering it,' she said. And she was.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","happy","shane-collins"],"id":20767,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":214,"pages":22,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}