{"author":"Neil Simon","author_id":"Neil+Simon","total_quotes":12,"quotes":[{"text":"If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["risks","floor","took "],"id":63099,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"Goldie Hawn is funny  sexy  beautiful  talented  intelligent  warm  and consistently sunny. Other than that  she doesn't impress me at all.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["openers","introductions"],"id":72878,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["los-angeles","new-york-city"],"id":77273,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["life","living"],"id":101246,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["week","rest","two "],"id":119303,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them.' BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive.' Kate.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["good-idea","inspirational","true"],"id":179900,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"Everyone thinks they can write a play you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["life","moments","drawing "],"id":191184,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["risks"],"id":283576,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["ending","know","entertainment "],"id":369843,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"},{"text":"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.","author":"Neil Simon","tags":["happy","care","you "],"id":389244,"author_id":"Neil+Simon"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":12,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}