{"author":"Molly Harper","author_id":"Molly+Harper","total_quotes":75,"quotes":[{"text":"I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["humor","labels","stalking"],"id":8635,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, this was the time, so I should leg go and enjoy myself. But it never came. And by no small coincidence, neither did I.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["chemistry","coming","funny","jane-jameson","molly-harper","nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs"],"id":9620,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up their lives to cover my conversationalist shortcomings.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["funny"],"id":11130,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["funny","little-old-lady","pimp-slapped"],"id":18909,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took me a while to locate her pupils. She was clearly the brains of the operation, such as she was.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["contemporary-comedy","magic","shifters","vampires","witches"],"id":20989,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"What was that?' Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope the situation didn't escalate to the dreaded purple nurple.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["dick","funny","jane-jameson","molly-harper","nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs","purple-nurple","richard"],"id":35503,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["funny","jane-jameson","kindergarten","maturity","molly-harper","nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs","zeb"],"id":35649,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.'I was curious!","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["bloodsucker","funny","jane-jameson","molly-harper","nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs","vampire","zeb"],"id":40454,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["jane-jameson","librarian","vampire-romance","vampires"],"id":47554,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"},{"text":"I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked.","author":"Molly Harper","tags":["funny","gabriel","jane-jameson","molly-harper","nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs"],"id":49095,"author_id":"Molly+Harper"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":75,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}