{"author":"Mira Grant","author_id":"Mira+Grant","total_quotes":49,"quotes":[{"text":"If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["canada","humor","moose","zombies"],"id":3285,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["death","life","moral","right","value","wall","worth"],"id":9638,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"Fuck this. Let's just blow some shit up.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["motivational-inspirational"],"id":41988,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"One man's gospel truth is another man's blasphemous lie. The dangerous thing about people is the way we'll try to kill anyone whose truth doesn't agree with ours.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["human-nature"],"id":44669,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["acceptance","coping","sorrow","truth"],"id":70974,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"Do I believe in God? That somebody made all this happen for a reason, that there’s something waiting for us after we die? That there’s a purpose to all this crap? I don’t know. I’d like to be able to say “Yes, of course” almost as much as I’d like to be able to say “Absolutely not,” but there’s evidence on both sides of the fence.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["belief","god"],"id":78383,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians. While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries. They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["australia","zombies"],"id":79908,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"...Brains are the only things that stand between a living person and a gruesome death. Or maybe brains and Kevlar.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["zombies"],"id":87175,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"My mother once told me that no woman is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["attitude"],"id":131070,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"},{"text":"Hire new field systems maintainer' was near the top of my to-do list, right under 'uncover massive political conspiracy,' 'avenge Buffy's death,' and 'don't die.","author":"Mira Grant","tags":["feed","grant","mira","quote"],"id":132378,"author_id":"Mira+Grant"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":49,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}