{"author":"M.A. George","author_id":"M.A.+George","total_quotes":46,"quotes":[{"text":"Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?”“Don’t get me wrong, you’re the smartest person I know…” She fought back a smile. “But you have done some of the dumbest things I ever thought possible.”“So you have a point…” I shrugged. “Still not stopping me.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["humor","paranormal-romance","stupidity"],"id":4545,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"You and your ‘potential’,” I lazily rolled my eyes. “According to you, everyone has it…and no one is living up to it.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["living-up-to-potential","paranormal-romance","potential"],"id":4910,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?","author":"M.A. George","tags":["jar-of-dirt","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor","wedding-traditions"],"id":12891,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is supposed to be so bizarre?”“Um…You’d have to be blind to miss them,” I replied sarcastically. “If you’re not, you will be when you poke your eye out on one of them.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["aliens","ears","humor","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor"],"id":22446,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"Fair enough…No inhaling battery acid,” I smirk. “We can’t breathe batteryacid, can we?","author":"M.A. George","tags":["breathing-underwater","contemporary","fantasy","fiction","humor","life","new-adult","paranormla","question","romance","water","young-adult"],"id":37759,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black magic, ritualistic sacrifice, or—”“Plushophilia?” I tagged on.“Excuse me?…” came his half-confused, half-intrigued reaction.“An obsession with stuffed animals,” I clarified. “I mean, you are a young one…”“Where did you come up with that?” He kept his hands firmly covering my eyes, but I could hear the amused smile in his voice. “Is that even a real word?”“I’m a doctor, I know these things,” I shrugged.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["humor","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor"],"id":39091,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"I decided that a movie marathon was clearly in order. I tried to narrow down the options. Anything romantic was definitely out, as was anything involving space travel, kings, or handsome princes. Preferably there should be no good-looking men whatsoever, lest they remind me of Aeron. Sadly, that eliminated practically everything.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["humor","movie-reference","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor"],"id":54608,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"You scared the crap out of me,” I shove his bare chest with a growl. “Wasthat you at the front door?”“Ya think?” He fires back with a raise of his eyebrows, taking hold of my armagain, as he practically drags me back toward the front entry.“Did it occur to you to say something?” I shoot back with a scowl. “I thoughtyou were some kind of psychopath.” My frown deepens, as I consider whether he might in fact be a psychopath.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["dangerous","fiction","funny","humor","paranormal","romance","running-away","scared"],"id":57375,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.“We need to get that cleaned up.”“It’ll be fine,” I wave it off. “My mom will descend upon me with a bottle ofperoxide the second I hit the door.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["at-the-beach","family","fantasy","fiction","paranormal","romance","smart-remark","smartass"],"id":58382,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the Holy crap, we’re upside down side.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["flight","humor","paranormal-romance","upside-down"],"id":66095,"author_id":"M.A.+George"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":46,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}