{"author":"Louis C. K.","author_id":"Louis+C.+K.","total_quotes":20,"quotes":[{"text":"If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["woman","sick","you "],"id":16768,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["good","think","you "],"id":28382,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["time","memory","crazy "],"id":32447,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["world","live","you "],"id":39013,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["wish","know","you "],"id":46046,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["women","dumb","first "],"id":79379,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["writing","comedy","you "],"id":95858,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"You gotta be optimistic to be single. Stupid! You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody that goes, 'Hey, maybe something nice will happen!' Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen? What are you, stupid?","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["funny","humor","optimism"],"id":102371,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["people","problem","you "],"id":109646,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."},{"text":"When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.","author":"Louis C. K.","tags":["lunch","people","dinner "],"id":131771,"author_id":"Louis+C.+K."}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":20,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}