{"author":"Liz Jensen","author_id":"Liz+Jensen","total_quotes":4,"quotes":[{"text":"Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do.","author":"Liz Jensen","tags":["facts","men","women"],"id":4423,"author_id":"Liz+Jensen"},{"text":"Will it take the rest of my life to process what has happened? I don't know.If Freddy were here, he would say, 'Yet', as per the rules of a playful accord we have concerning unacquired knowledge, whereby if one of us said they didn't know something, the other had to say 'Yet'. And then the other one--usually me--would provide the missing information, or we'd look it up, or just speculate.","author":"Liz Jensen","tags":["games","knowledge","learning"],"id":137356,"author_id":"Liz+Jensen"},{"text":"Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended up irredeemably tangled beneath the bed. Part of me just watched. The other part was in charge.","author":"Liz Jensen","tags":["alcohol","break-ups","hangover","self-pity"],"id":330812,"author_id":"Liz+Jensen"},{"text":"Lord, What a terrible shame. You're so attractive!'I know, I want to tell her. It should have happened to someone really ugly. And then it wouldn't have mattered.","author":"Liz Jensen","tags":["accident","liz-jensen","reality","the-rapture"],"id":413202,"author_id":"Liz+Jensen"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}