{"author":"Kevin Hearne","author_id":"Kevin+Hearne","total_quotes":43,"quotes":[{"text":"When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.'I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.''Well, yeah, that too.'I don't think those are very practical solutions to doubt,' Oberon said. 'They don't leave you feeling satisfied. 'When in doubt, eat your neighbor's lunch' is better, because then you would at least be full.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["doubt","druid","elves","funny","lunch"],"id":14488,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory out.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["contradictory-input","politicians"],"id":14741,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["atticus","hounded","universe"],"id":34130,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"Come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire.' Oberon.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["dog-sense","humor","sarcasm"],"id":41335,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.Atticus O'Sullivan.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["irony","stating-the-obvious"],"id":51577,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"The wind and the grass and something in the sky, sun, or moon, shining on our backs as we run: They are gifts that humans toss away like socks on Christmas morning, because we see them every day and don't think of them as gifts anymore. But new socks are always better than old socks. And the wind and grass and sky, I think, are better seen with new eyes than jaded ones. I hope my eyes will never grow old.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["age","beauty","earth","gifts","nature","youth"],"id":68794,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"No matter how old I get, I keep running into people who are smarter, nobler, and kinder. I really ought to start listening to them and telling my pride to shut up. I had gods tell me not to go to Asgard. I had witches tell me not to go to Flagstaff. You told me this plan wouldn't work. But I barreled ahead anyway for my own reasons. I still have plenty of growing to do.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["growth","pride"],"id":89392,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["humor","progress","religion"],"id":95551,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! Gaahhhhhhh!","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["humour"],"id":99628,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["death","give","sword"],"id":125905,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":43,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}