{"author":"Kevin Focke","author_id":"Kevin+Focke","total_quotes":38,"quotes":[{"text":"Bloated software causes IT stress farts.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["bloated","humorous","stress"],"id":16932,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"The biggest twist in fiction might be a story ending exactly how you thought it would.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["plot","reading-books","storylines"],"id":24551,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"A writer who intermingles his own opinions with that of his characters is less consequent than a fascistic communist.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["writing"],"id":30003,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"Be creative, be innovative, consume what everyone consumes and make it fresh!","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["creativity","innovation"],"id":42364,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"It is infinitely easier to experience an indescribable experience than to describe it.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["writing","writing-life"],"id":47676,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"Focke's razor: Never attribute to plot holes that which is adequately explained by miracles.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["hanlon-razor","humour","plot-holes","writing"],"id":54339,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"I think the suicide rate is so high among writers because we force ourselves to stand still, take an outsider’s perspective, and realise how quickly a life passes by, and how futile we are. The exhilarating upside is that at a moment’s glance all your worries fade away, and you can work on making the most of it.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["motivational","nihilism","purpose-of-life","writing"],"id":84000,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"Naught but leaves brushed in the wind, stemming from the forest behind my house. Oh, and of course, the wildlife seized every chance to tell the stars who they were; they hooted, howled, and growled. And deep under the roots of trees in little holes lived rabbits, cuddling next to their young. All the while Mr. Ant and his colony were dragging a once boisterous Nocturnal Cicada to the nest; a feast for days! I suppose my daydreaming occasionally did extend into the night. I’ve spent countless hours I’ll never regain, but for the off-chance I was right just once, it was worth every second.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["innocence","joyful-living","nature"],"id":112355,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"Progress is hard, achievements are easy, and giving up is easier still.","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["achievements","inspirational","motivational","progress"],"id":115984,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"},{"text":"I'm the most famous person, problem is people don't know it yet….","author":"Kevin Focke","tags":["celebrity","fame","humor","joke"],"id":117455,"author_id":"Kevin+Focke"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":38,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}