{"author":"Katie MacAlister","author_id":"Katie+MacAlister","total_quotes":57,"quotes":[{"text":"I don't know whether to be pleased that our lovemaking was of such a high quality that you immediately want more, or if it's an indication you are one of those sex-addicted people who are never satisfied.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["contemporary-romance"],"id":4725,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["dragons","paranormal-romance"],"id":12456,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"Oh, boy,' Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. 'Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["dragons","paranormal-romance"],"id":19122,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["humor","romance"],"id":20360,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"I ground my teeth. 'Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go and throw knockers into the mix. I'm going to have to request that you stop, Adrian. I'm about at my limit of how many impossible things I can believe before breakfast.'He flashed a heart-stoppingly roguish grin at me, his dimples just about bringing me to my knees. 'Your middle name wouldn't be Alice, would it?' he asked.'No, it's Diane, and you're no White Rabbit, so let's just stop pretending we're in Wonderland, OK?'He laughed and pointed across the tiny square at our destination. I watched him for a moment, seeing a glimpse of the charming, charismatic man he must have been before the demon lord cursed him and leeched away all the softer emotions.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["alice-in-wonderland","comedy","limit","love","rabbit-hole","vampires"],"id":30945,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"Gunner Ainslie made a face at his sister-in-law. ''Amateur' is a bit rough, Alice. I took a degree in archaeology, after all.'She looked even more confused. 'Then why are you a photographer now instead of an archaeologist?'Because he didn't want to be a burden to the estate like all my other siblings,' his brother Elliott, the current Baron Ainslie, answered, giving his wife a squeeze. 'Or so he said. Frankly, I think it was a cover so he could take pictures of unclothed women.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["contemporary-romance"],"id":49643,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"I have a hat for it, actually.' Elliott made a vague gesture with one hand. 'Well, it's more of a full-body suit, really.'\t'Is that a euphemism for a condom?'\t'No.' He marched past me and lay down on the bed. 'My mother knitted me a willy-warmer a few years back when we were having a cold stretch. She felt I wasn't like to produce the grandchildren she desires if I had as she put it, frost-shriveled parts.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["contemporary-romance"],"id":62925,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"I don't like this.'I know you don't, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and your murderous twin, and Damian's looking peaky, plus Christian did apologize for trying to kill us earlier.'I wasn't talking about that. It's your lamentable habit of using completely unsuitable love names for me that gives me grief,' Adrian groused. 'I am not a lambypie, nor am I a spaetzel.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["annoyance","comedy","love-names","vampires"],"id":67189,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!”Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["paranormal-romance"],"id":80613,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"},{"text":"My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.","author":"Katie MacAlister","tags":["broken-heart"],"id":85162,"author_id":"Katie+MacAlister"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":57,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}