{"author":"Karl Pilkington","author_id":"Karl+Pilkington","total_quotes":42,"quotes":[{"text":"The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... But we never saw his wife.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["marriage","tattoos"],"id":4029,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["pet","animals","africa "],"id":11509,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["life","simple","lazy "],"id":26141,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["me","looking","easy "],"id":46755,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"A block of blood should not have the word 'cake' after it...They might as well say 'shite gateau.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["abroad","asia","food","foreign"],"id":53803,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["funny","humor","stupidity"],"id":56084,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["humour","revels","surprises","travel"],"id":66839,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about 'oh the baby's lovely.' They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["babies","eavesdropping","frogs","humour"],"id":75856,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["humor","jordan","religion"],"id":101084,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["insightful"],"id":105390,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":42,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}