{"author":"Jonas Eriksson","author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson","total_quotes":12,"quotes":[{"text":"Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["dark-humor","horror","psychopath","thriller"],"id":23082,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"Don't write to sell, write to tell.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["philosophy","writing"],"id":52616,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["celebrity","comedy","hollywood","hollywood-culture","humor","romantic"],"id":66899,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["business","inspirational","philosophy"],"id":80091,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["inspirational","philosophy"],"id":147380,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["humor","writing"],"id":154217,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["dark-humor","horror","psychopath","thriller-horror"],"id":290243,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["comedy","dark-humor","humor"],"id":365783,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["dark-humor","horror","humor"],"id":421513,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["dark-humor","horror-romance","psychopath","thriller"],"id":444782,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":12,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}