{"author":"John Barrymore","author_id":"John+Barrymore","total_quotes":12,"quotes":[{"text":"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["death","irony"],"id":3594,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow  while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["present"],"id":6517,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["morning","me","clock "],"id":41501,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["man","regrets","place "],"id":100305,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["happiness"],"id":274341,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["life","time","beautiful "],"id":284428,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["good","great","man "],"id":311846,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"Dying is the last thing I will ever do.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["dying","last","life"],"id":335131,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["me","company","vacuum "],"id":442327,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"},{"text":"He neither drank  smoked  nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally  saving his money  he died early  surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.","author":"John Barrymore","tags":["drink","drinking","drinkers"],"id":457202,"author_id":"John+Barrymore"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":12,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}