{"author":"Joe Rogan","author_id":"Joe+Rogan","total_quotes":21,"quotes":[{"text":"What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["future","amazing","universe "],"id":10161,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["work","time","great "],"id":43121,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["me","painful","back "],"id":45901,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["life","ideas","potential "],"id":97996,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["crazy","lie","pressure "],"id":116664,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["human","weird"],"id":135396,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["child","feel","like "],"id":245463,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["time","good","myself "],"id":249316,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["evolution","live","universe"],"id":291873,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"},{"text":"As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.","author":"Joe Rogan","tags":["life","time","long "],"id":298196,"author_id":"Joe+Rogan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":21,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}