{"author":"Jo Brand","author_id":"Jo+Brand","total_quotes":16,"quotes":[{"text":"When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["great","wedding","sun "],"id":5261,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["chocolate","food"],"id":34682,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["children","small","shopping "],"id":35359,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["well","being","slightly "],"id":52921,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["money","father","mother "],"id":78516,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn't at the beginning.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["style","beginning","years "],"id":146549,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["night","dark","way "],"id":153594,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"My dad's a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn't realise that.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["man","rebellious","sensitive "],"id":164725,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["her","theme","comedian "],"id":219789,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"},{"text":"People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.","author":"Jo Brand","tags":["people","better person "],"id":255321,"author_id":"Jo+Brand"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":16,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}