{"author":"Jennifer Crusie","author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie","total_quotes":46,"quotes":[{"text":"That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent.'Sophie lowered her chin. 'If this is your pathetic attempt to seduce me again, you're falling miserably.' 'I don't seduce woman.' Phin shoved back his chair and stood up. 'They fall into my open arms.'Clumsy of them.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["contemporary-romance"],"id":12350,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—'“Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["love","marriage","the-one"],"id":28356,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["contemporary-romance"],"id":28881,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["writing-craft"],"id":33924,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["contemporary-romance","trouble"],"id":33990,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["elvis","men"],"id":36068,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["humor","seduction"],"id":39025,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine.'-Cynthia'Doesn't make yours any more fun to bear.'-Liza'No. But it does help with the self-pity.'- Cynthia.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["best-friends","personal-problems","perspective","pity","self-help"],"id":55360,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"[…] I have a date this afternoon.' 'Oh, Lord.' Jake closed his eyes. 'Who are you going to destroy now?'I beg your pardon?'The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them.'I haven't maimed anyone.'You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle.' Jake shook his head. 'And they still ask you out.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["dating","humor","men-and-women"],"id":63794,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"},{"text":"Values aren't buses,' she said shortly. 'They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. And I'd rather be touchy-feely than morally bankrupt.","author":"Jennifer Crusie","tags":["buses","morality","morals","sinning","sins","values"],"id":70393,"author_id":"Jennifer+Crusie"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":46,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}