{"author":"Jeaniene Frost","author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost","total_quotes":103,"quotes":[{"text":"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["funny"],"id":2514,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?”His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.”“Yeah, well, consider me an original.”This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment.“I always have.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["bones","cat","humorous","love"],"id":4738,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["fighting","romantic-gestures","training"],"id":16443,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. 'You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property,' the ghost announced. 'A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!' I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["bones","fabian","funny","stalling"],"id":17509,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"I am offering you a real commitment— a place in my life forever. Even if our relationship ended, our tie to each other never would. Let me make you a vampire, Leila, and watch decades slide by like days while you’re by my side.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["commitment","love"],"id":19312,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["humor"],"id":25339,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["humor","vlad-tepesh"],"id":26657,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["paranormal-romance"],"id":37103,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["denise","spade","vampire"],"id":46215,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much? ","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["humor","love","vampire"],"id":49251,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":103,"pages":11,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}