{"author":"Jean Kerr","author_id":"Jean+Kerr","total_quotes":23,"quotes":[{"text":"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. ","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["men"],"id":6967,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["clothes","conversation","gender","humor","language","men","socks","speaking","women"],"id":34511,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["you","feeling","permanent "],"id":48604,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["me","people","way "],"id":79150,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["critics","criticism"],"id":94353,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["start","live","looking "],"id":113101,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["deep","tired","want "],"id":220208,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review  it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event  is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism  does he write 'I had a fun time'? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way  but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["self","acceptance"],"id":234982,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs  it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["ways","overcome","fear"],"id":241131,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"},{"text":"I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?","author":"Jean Kerr","tags":["beauty"],"id":276066,"author_id":"Jean+Kerr"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":23,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}