{"author":"Janet Evanovich","author_id":"Janet+Evanovich","total_quotes":96,"quotes":[{"text":"Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["kindlehighlight"],"id":5031,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["fire","luck"],"id":5529,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["magic","supernatural"],"id":15379,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"You gonna take the case?'It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of.'You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens,' Grandma said.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["aliens","mystery"],"id":22340,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["kindlehighlight"],"id":27128,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"Cripes, I can’t keep up on this political correct shit. I don’t even know what to call myself. One minute I’m black. Then I’m African American. Then I’m a person of color. Who the hell makes these rules up, anyhow?","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["kindlehighlight"],"id":35252,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["insanity"],"id":35943,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time.' - Stephanie'I'm multi-lingual,' Rancher said.I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["contemporary-romance","humor"],"id":40623,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["humor","life-philosophy"],"id":46327,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["call","night","phone","plum","sleep","stephanie"],"id":47705,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":96,"pages":10,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}