{"author":"James Lileks","author_id":"James+Lileks","total_quotes":3,"quotes":[{"text":"I still couldn't imagine that she was really, truly pregnant; maybe this was an hysterical pregnancy. But Sarah was never hysterical. Enthusiastic, yes, ironic on occasion. I couldn't imagine a doctor saying, 'No, it's just an ironic pregnancy.","author":"James Lileks","tags":["hysterical","irony","pregnancy"],"id":90936,"author_id":"James+Lileks"},{"text":"If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.","author":"James Lileks","tags":["oil","parenting"],"id":162229,"author_id":"James+Lileks"},{"text":"If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.","author":"James Lileks","tags":["constipation","parenting"],"id":449147,"author_id":"James+Lileks"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}