{"author":"James Hauenstein","author_id":"James+Hauenstein","total_quotes":24,"quotes":[{"text":"Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["emotions","love","marriage","relationships","women"],"id":56118,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["humor","humorous","laughter","laughter-is-the-best-medicine","laughter","life","philosphy","philosphy-of-life"],"id":64834,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["guilt","guilt-free","guilt-trips","guilty-conscience","life","life-and-living","life-lesson","life-lessons","life-lessons","life-philosophy","life","living","living-life","living-life-to-the-fullest","no-regrets","philosophy","philosophy-of-life","philosophy","sanity"],"id":97224,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"Who is watching the Watchers?","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["aliens","itarianism","ities","ity","big brother","big-brother-is-watching","watcher","watchers"],"id":111688,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicycle Peddlers, and College Football Hecklers, maybe we have time to learn somethingScientifically.","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["bicycle","bicycling","college","college-football","cricket","equestrian","hoops","knowledge","learning","martial-arts","rugby","science","scientific","skateboard","skateboarding","soccer","to-learn"],"id":121643,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["casino","casinos","gambling","life","life-lessons","luck","luck","lucky","money","money-issues","money-management","money"],"id":140416,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["choice","choice-and-attitude","choice","choices","choices-and-attitude","choices-and-consequences","choices","choices-you-make","experience","experience-mistakes-wisdom","experience","experiences","experiences","learning-experience","learning-experiences","learning-from-mistakes","learning-to-live","life","life-and-living","life-experience","life-lesson","life-lessons","life-lessons","life-philosophy","life","no-regret","no-regrets","regret","regret","regrets","regrets-free-life","regrets-of-the-past"],"id":169592,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["humor","humorous","humorous","maturity","maturity","maturity-vs-age","old","old-age","older","older-people","people","people"],"id":188441,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["attraction","attraction","companion","companions","companionship","companionship","company","connection","connection-to-others","connection-with-people","connections","connections-and-attitude","connections-with-people","drawn-together","heart-s-desire","kindred","kindred-soul","kindred-spirit","kindred-spirits","life-partner","life-without-her","life-without-him","love","love-at-first-sight","love","love","lover","lovers","marriage","marriage-life","married","married-life","one-another","partner","people","people-in-love","people","people-relations","relationship","relationship","relationships","relationships-love","romance","romance-funny","romance-humor","romance-love","romance","romantic","romantic-comedy","romantic-love","romantic-partner","romantic","secure-and-protected","secure-attachment","soul","soul-mate","soul-mates","soulmates","spousal-love","spouse","spouse","spouses","temperament","togetherness"],"id":198406,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"},{"text":"I have heard that the French like to say, 'Nobody grows old during a happy occasion at the dining table.' With such wonderful family and friends all around us for Mitchell's and Stacie's wedding, I know their love will always stay young and true to one another, because of the love and happiness we all have in this room today!","author":"James Hauenstein","tags":["dining","family","family-and-friends","family-love","happy-occasion","happy","love","love","weddings"],"id":206107,"author_id":"James+Hauenstein"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":24,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}