{"author":"Groucho Marx","author_id":"Groucho+Marx","total_quotes":75,"quotes":[{"text":"The only real laughter comes from despair.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["despair","groucho","laughter","marx"],"id":4245,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["funny"],"id":13015,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["divorce","weddings"],"id":17245,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["humor"],"id":22204,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["dog","best friend","pet "],"id":22947,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["politics","strange","does "],"id":22971,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["dogs","humor","innuendo","naughty"],"id":34514,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["divorce","funny"],"id":35217,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["humour","life-and-living","old-age"],"id":36927,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["women"],"id":39882,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":75,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}