{"author":"Greg Curtis","author_id":"Greg+Curtis","total_quotes":9,"quotes":[{"text":"My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["cats","dogs","humour"],"id":15380,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["mantra","motto","philosophy"],"id":19570,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["brevity","humour"],"id":88198,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["humour","wishes"],"id":139414,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["acting","humour","life"],"id":171839,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["humour","ideas"],"id":373203,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["bible","humour","lambs","lions"],"id":400099,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["writing","writing-advice"],"id":413801,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"},{"text":"They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?","author":"Greg Curtis","tags":["humour","language","maths"],"id":451618,"author_id":"Greg+Curtis"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":9,"pages":1}}