{"author":"Garon Whited","author_id":"Garon+Whited","total_quotes":14,"quotes":[{"text":"...The whole 'know thyself' thing isn’t a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn’t a goal; it’s a road.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["delphi","know-thyself","knowing-oneself","knowledge-of-self","knowledge-wisdom","life","oracle"],"id":28660,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"Put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["funny","funny","magician"],"id":99738,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["encouragement","faith","karma"],"id":130428,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["fair","irony","true"],"id":141244,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["eric","law","lunch","politics"],"id":142478,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["books","imagination","inspirational","life","reading","worlds","writing"],"id":227380,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["improvise","plan","vampire"],"id":247738,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"...Please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["barrier","demons","firmament","rocks","void"],"id":260103,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["politicians"],"id":298491,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"},{"text":"I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.","author":"Garon Whited","tags":["brochure","grim","moody","vampire"],"id":314189,"author_id":"Garon+Whited"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":14,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}