{"author":"Gail Carriger","author_id":"Gail+Carriger","total_quotes":62,"quotes":[{"text":"...You have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation!","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["men","military","speech","warewolves"],"id":1809,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["alexia-tarabotti","animals","funny","gail-carriger","hedgehog","humor","humorous","lord-maccon","love","mad","nether-regions","nethers","parasol-protectorate","preternatural","romance","soulless","werewolf"],"id":2988,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["monkeys","politicians"],"id":11093,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"Sophronia and Dimity took a vacant love seat at the front, Sophronia dislodging a large, fluffy cat with a scrunched-up face. The cat gave her a disgusted look. Or seemed to; it was hard to tell with that face.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["cats"],"id":27875,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"I think we seldom regret the risks we take as much as the times we did not try at all.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["carpe-diem","life-lessons"],"id":46478,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"Tonight I crash an airship. On purpose.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["actions","crash","crash-and-burn","finishing-school","gail-carriger","manners-mutiny","mgg"],"id":69893,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"But we were talking about me and my problems.'Sophronia looked Monique up and down gravely.'I don't think we're going to solve those in the space of one carriage ride.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["girl-s-problems","problems"],"id":71004,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon our domestic staff. Still, I shall miss him. There was a man who knew how to brew a good cup of tea.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["damn-fine-writing","hyperbole","satire"],"id":76882,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"Mortals trotted about in shoes and corsets made to limit movement, fashion for prey.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["fashion","parasol-protectorate","prey","steampunk"],"id":82788,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"I like fish,' chirruped Tunstell.'Really, Mr. Tunstell? What is your preferred breed?'Well'--Tunstell hesitated--'you know, the um, ones that'--he made a swooping motion with both hands--'uh, swim.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["humorous"],"id":104605,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":62,"pages":7,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}