{"author":"EverSkeptic","author_id":"EverSkeptic","total_quotes":18,"quotes":[{"text":"Don't waste water on washing your shirt, use photoshop!","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["humor","humorous","humorous"],"id":10735,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"When the value of a relation gets lower than the amount of thought and time needed to maintain or resurrect them, It withers away.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["change","friendship","love","loved-ones","relationship"],"id":62244,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"Do u sometimes feel dumb or duffer are inadequate words to describe some people?How about DUMFER?","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["humor","insult","words"],"id":112899,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["humerous","humour","mathematica-reality","mathematics"],"id":126624,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"The only difference between a happy and an unhappy person is that the former values what he has and the latter always values what he hasn't.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["gyan","happiness","life-values","motivational","positive-thoughts"],"id":163888,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"Till when will you struggle to make your place in this world? Open your eyes, you already have. Now go ahead and make use of it!","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["inspirational","life-lessons","motivational","self-development"],"id":191802,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["humor","humour","sarcasm","witty"],"id":223001,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"If I don't keep complaining about my problems, it doesn't mean I have fewer of them, all it means is I can handle them better.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["motivational","positive-thinking","problem-solving","solve-problems"],"id":233025,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"The world doesn't need more people to save the world, what it really needs is more people to kick asses of those who pollute.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["environment","environmental-protection","environmental-values"],"id":244050,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"},{"text":"It's so touching to see so much regret in the eyes of people when they say. 'I have no regrets in life.","author":"EverSkeptic","tags":["life-lessons","regrets","sadness"],"id":296317,"author_id":"EverSkeptic"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":18,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}