{"author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard","total_quotes":20,"quotes":[{"text":"It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["humorous","luxury"],"id":31769,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["humorous","sleeping-in"],"id":76959,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["humorous","television"],"id":81101,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["humorous","rainy-day"],"id":83519,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking 'hello' in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["dating","humor-relationships"],"id":88939,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["humorous","sleeping-in"],"id":100984,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"Charity felt crumpled and wrung out after her cry, like a sponge that had gone through a week of dishes. Of course Lady Beddington said things would be better in the morning, after a good night's sleep. Charity found it was a struggle to believe her; but then it was a struggle just keeping her eyes open. By the time the guest room was ready, Charity was sprawled out face-downwards on the sofa, sound asleep, her tears already forgotten. And that's what it means to be young, Lady Beddington thought, smiling.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["comforting-thought","youth"],"id":137489,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"Charity knew that she had to be up early in the morning. And she knew that a weepy, silly, ridiculously old-fashioned love story was not the thing to watch with a broken heart. Nevertheless, she watched. And wept. And was still smiling when she fell asleep at three o'clock in the morning, with the remote in her hand and the telly still going.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["heartbreak","humor-relationships"],"id":263013,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["humorous","relaxation"],"id":264911,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"},{"text":"Charity felt rather snoozy after the long sermon, and she was really very grateful when Reverend Meeps offered her a cup of tea. Church was not so bad when the minister remembered you were only human.","author":"Elizabeth Jane Howard","tags":["kindness","religious-faith"],"id":275193,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Jane+Howard"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":20,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}