{"author":"Charles M. Schulz","author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz","total_quotes":80,"quotes":[{"text":"You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, 'You're elected, Charlie Brown!","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["charles-m-schulz","charlie-brown","decision-making","election","politics","sally-brown","sellout","voting","voting-rights"],"id":1505,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["humor"],"id":5112,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?', then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["charlie-brown","humor","peanuts"],"id":5841,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["adaptation","charles-m-schulz","charlie-brown","comics","lucy-van-pelt","politics","polling","violence","violence-in-comcis"],"id":12003,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?' ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, 'We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["philosophy"],"id":22077,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["life","day","one day at a time "],"id":31714,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus).","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["heresy","la-la-land","naivete","religion"],"id":34851,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["contentment","humor","live-in-the-moment","napping"],"id":36915,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["mother"],"id":40862,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"},{"text":"If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!","author":"Charles M. Schulz","tags":["advice","cant-beat-them","cooperate","wit"],"id":43155,"author_id":"Charles+M.+Schulz"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":80,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}