{"author":"Carroll Bryant","author_id":"Carroll+Bryant","total_quotes":55,"quotes":[{"text":"Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["comedy","entertainment","humor","humorous"],"id":579,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"Often times, 'shame' is the word that best describes reality.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["philosophical","philosophy-of-life"],"id":5525,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["humorous","personal","philosophy"],"id":22527,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["comedy","funny","funny-but-true","funny","humor","humorous"],"id":26625,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["humor","life-and-living","life-lessons","philisophical","philosophy-of-life"],"id":31057,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"The last word of love is ... Goodbye.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["love","loveless","lovers","romance-dear-john","romantic-tragedy"],"id":47276,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["philisophical","philosophy-of-life","philosphy","philsophical-thought"],"id":62284,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["comedy-humor","comical","humor","humorist","humorous","philisophical","philisophical-life"],"id":75958,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["humorous","humorous-philosophy","humorous"],"id":84033,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["humanism","life","philisophical","philosphy"],"id":103357,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":55,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}