{"author":"Brandon Mull","author_id":"Brandon+Mull","total_quotes":50,"quotes":[{"text":"What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["comedy","humor"],"id":832,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["dating","humor"],"id":25720,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"The good stupid is the brave kind. When there's a real reason behind. Bad stupid is everything else.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["bravery","stupidity","truth"],"id":40424,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"Can you see the power emotion has to distort out outlook? Makes you wonder, did you have a bad day, or did you make it a bad day?","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["fantasy","fantasy-fiction","fantasy-series","fiction","young-adult"],"id":45016,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"A lie twice believed is self decieved.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["advice","neat","truth"],"id":48469,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["fablehaven","humor","magic","trespassing"],"id":56484,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"Excruciating agony makes me cranky.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["humor","pain"],"id":65502,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"The curse of mortality. You spend the first portion of your life learning, growing stronger, more capable. And then, through no fault of your own, your body begins to fail. You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["aging","mortality"],"id":66925,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"The only furniture in the dank space was a flimsy cot. Water dripped steadily in one corner. A hole in the floor appeared to serve as a latrine. What most caught Kendra's eye were the messages scratched on the wall. She roamed the cell, reading the crudely inscribed phrases.'Seth rules!Welcome to Seth's House.Seth rocks!Seth was here. Now it's your turn.Seth Sorenson forever.Enjoy the food!If you're reading this, you can read.All roads lead to Seth.Is it still dripping?Seth haunts these halls.You're in a Turkish prison!Seth is the man!Use the meal mats as toilet paper.' And so forth.Cold, hopeless, and alone, Kendra found herself giggling at the messages her brother had scrawled. He must have been so bored!","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["brother-and-sister","cheer-up","dungeon","funny","hopeless","kendra-sorenson","messages","prison","seth-sorenson"],"id":67624,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"},{"text":"Fantasy leaves imaginations larger than it finds them.","author":"Brandon Mull","tags":["creativity","fantasy","fiction","imagination"],"id":72941,"author_id":"Brandon+Mull"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":50,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}