{"author":"Bo Burnham","author_id":"Bo+Burnham","total_quotes":17,"quotes":[{"text":"Cup of JoeThere's nothing like a cup of joe,when the morning's grey and grim and slow,when the streets collide with the world outside,when litter lies where lilies grow.Just drink that smoking cup of blackand feel your feelings surging back.Plus, spill a drop and a coffee shopwill sprout up from a sidewalk crack!","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["coffee","coffee","humorous","poetry"],"id":14791,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["man","breakfast","mind "],"id":84649,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"9 likes Like Facebook_icon“Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.What a wonderfully weird thing, huh? NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD! SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND! DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper. Now, read this next line in your best crotchety- old man voice:'Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?'Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that? It sure wasn't yours! How do you do that?How?! It must've been magic.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["books","magic"],"id":119216,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're famous for, because that makes them worthy of the attention. But I think many of those famous people just want to be famous.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["people","problem "],"id":121375,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"Forever and an InstantForever and an instant met up one day,had a short but lovely talk,then each went on its way.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["forever","instant"],"id":129752,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"I love you just the way you arebut you don't see you like I do.You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect.Trust me, perfect should try to be you.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["poetry"],"id":150935,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["comedy","humor","poetry"],"id":151949,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"Sully suffers from a stutter,simple syllables will clutter,stalling speeches up on beacheslike a sunken sailboat rudder.Sully strains to say his phrases,sickened by the sounds he raises,strings of thoughts come out in knots,he solves his sentences like mazes.At night, he writes his thoughts insteadand sighs as they steadily rush from his head.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["poetry"],"id":159820,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.What a wonderfully weird thing, huh? NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD! SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND! DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper. Now, read this next line in your best crotchety- old man voice:'Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?'Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that? It sure wasn't yours! How do you do that?How?! It must've been magic.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["hope","inspirational","life","magic"],"id":171471,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"},{"text":"I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy. Fame and all that stuff have always been slightly terrifying to me, and it makes me very anxious.","author":"Bo Burnham","tags":["me","fame","comedy "],"id":174223,"author_id":"Bo+Burnham"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":17,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}