{"author":"Bill Watterson","author_id":"Bill+Watterson","total_quotes":111,"quotes":[{"text":"Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","guilt"],"id":10680,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"You know, maybe we don't need enemies.'Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["enemies","enemies-and-friends","friends","friendship","humor"],"id":22631,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["christmas"],"id":22693,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["time","ignorance","why "],"id":30336,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["life","universe","intelligent "],"id":32950,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"You can present the material, but you can't make me care.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["apathy","education","student-accountability"],"id":36631,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["humor","jerks","science"],"id":37232,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"How come we play war and not peace?'Too few role models.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["peace","play","war"],"id":43022,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...And he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["envy","humor"],"id":43680,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["humor"],"id":46293,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":111,"pages":12,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}