{"author":"Bauvard","author_id":"Bauvard","total_quotes":60,"quotes":[{"text":"I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["funny","humor","ideas","plagiarism"],"id":2779,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["funny","healing","humor","injuries","scars","wrinkles"],"id":7974,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["books","funny","humor","politics"],"id":16886,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["books","funny","humor"],"id":18386,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["education","funny","humor","shame"],"id":20463,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["self-awareness"],"id":42300,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["death","execution","funny","humor"],"id":56755,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["dreaming","dreams","funny","humor","life","relationships","sleep","sleeping"],"id":86563,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["funny","humor","marriage"],"id":87187,"author_id":"Bauvard"},{"text":"If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.","author":"Bauvard","tags":["change","funny","humor","treason"],"id":91342,"author_id":"Bauvard"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":60,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}