{"author":"Alyssa Rose Ivy","author_id":"Alyssa+Rose+Ivy","total_quotes":3,"quotes":[{"text":"This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.","author":"Alyssa Rose Ivy","tags":["college","funny-as-hell"],"id":1927,"author_id":"Alyssa+Rose+Ivy"},{"text":"Pulling me into his arms, he trailed light kisses from my ear to my neck, almost making me forget how late I was running.I pushed him away. “You better stop that, or we’re never getting out of here.”“My thoughts exactly.","author":"Alyssa Rose Ivy","tags":["romantic","ya"],"id":276460,"author_id":"Alyssa+Rose+Ivy"},{"text":"Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf.”“And you’re not?” I questioned.“Only if you’re Red Riding Hood,” he said flirtatiously.“Wow, that’s original.","author":"Alyssa Rose Ivy","tags":["big-bad-wolf","original","pick-up-line","red-riding-hood","sarcasm"],"id":375930,"author_id":"Alyssa+Rose+Ivy"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}