{"author":"Alisa Steinberg","author_id":"Alisa+Steinberg","total_quotes":4,"quotes":[{"text":"Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice-versa ... Otherwise, you might be toast.","author":"Alisa Steinberg","tags":["humor","novels"],"id":28980,"author_id":"Alisa+Steinberg"},{"text":"I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.","author":"Alisa Steinberg","tags":["absurdist-fiction","comic-fiction","fiction","humor","women-s-fiction"],"id":29624,"author_id":"Alisa+Steinberg"},{"text":"There's a cover for every pot, but I've never seen so many mismatched pots and covers in all my life. - Ellen Wasserfeldman, from Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman by Alisa Dana Steinberg.","author":"Alisa Steinberg","tags":["humor","men-and-women","relationships"],"id":299481,"author_id":"Alisa+Steinberg"},{"text":"Mental Note #50: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, even though it most desperately wants to. - Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman.","author":"Alisa Steinberg","tags":["alisa-dana-steinberg","humor","novels"],"id":443142,"author_id":"Alisa+Steinberg"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}