{"author":"Adele Rose","author_id":"Adele+Rose","total_quotes":41,"quotes":[{"text":"Man I’m hot,” I exclaimed, fanning myself. The combination of climbing out of the cave and the sun meant that I was perspiring like crazy. “Why thank you,” retorted Blaine, smirking. “I’m pleased that my presence causes that kind of reaction.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","blaine","books","funny","hotness","humour","reading","young-adult-fantasy","young-adult-series"],"id":2045,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"With every step, I cursed the person who had ever invented the saying: “Speak of the devil”. Clearly, they had no sympathy for me!","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","devil","fantasy-series","humour","idioms","young-adult-fiction"],"id":8853,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"I was just thinking that it would be nice if, for once in a while, life made things easier,” I told him, feeling annoyed. “Why does life have to throw impossible tasks at us all the time for crying out loud?” At hearing my debate, Luna huffed.“Because life’s a bitch,” she growled under her breath, sulking. “That’s why.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","books","fantasy-series","fantasy-young-adult","funny","humour","life-philosophy","life","luna","reading"],"id":12015,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"I guess that the goddess Venus wasn’t on my side with this fine specimen of the male gender!","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","goddesses","humour"],"id":13754,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["books","david","funny","humour","jessica","reading","young-adult-fantasy","young-adult-series"],"id":15444,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"How do you want me to give you that warning?” he added, grinning. Sweat rolled down his chiselled back and he wagged his eyebrows suggestively. “It comes with two settings. One that reads: ‘danger – too hot to handle’ or ‘danger – don’t get too close or you’ll get burnt.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","blaine","funny","hotness","humour","young-adult-fantasy","young-adult-series"],"id":18702,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"It his mind, they reminded him of ‘Tweedle Dee’ and ‘Tweedle Dum’, with an extra emphasise placed on the ‘Dum’!","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alice-in-wonderland","demons","humour","mortimer"],"id":30851,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"Well…it’s whether you want to face certain death by taking a risk on the other route or almost certain death by scaling the walls?â€� she replied. “Therefore, for me, considering our options, it’s a no brainer.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["books","death","funny","humour","luna","reading","young-adult-fantasy","young-adult-series"],"id":40205,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"Quiet,” she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["books","fantasy-young-adult","funny","humour","luna","reading"],"id":40312,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"Soon, they actually began to titter on their toes as they glared at me, looking more like an army of angry wasps than ever before. All they needed now were matching yellow and black jumpers and pretend stingers!","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","anger-and-attitude","fantasy-series","humour","wasps","young-adult-fiction"],"id":61509,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":41,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}