{"author":"A. Whitney Brown","author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown","total_quotes":7,"quotes":[{"text":"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["possessions"],"id":5310,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"},{"text":"I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["i am","forest","petrified "],"id":38267,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"},{"text":"I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["humor","religion"],"id":225389,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"},{"text":"The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["past","down","someone "],"id":273282,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"},{"text":"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["humor"],"id":329087,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"},{"text":"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["love","i am","hate "],"id":375664,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"},{"text":"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.","author":"A. Whitney Brown","tags":["comedian","failure","humor","laughter"],"id":479729,"author_id":"A.+Whitney+Brown"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":7,"pages":1}}