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100+ Kinky Naughty Status for Facebook & WhatsApp You Can’t Miss | Naughty Quotes

We speak so much by message, and many times even the most intimate things end up being expressed by this means. In order to seduce our partner as never before and never miss the flame of passion, it is necessary that we come up with the most sensual naughty status and naughty quotes for when we are not physically with him or her.
What sexy quotes to send to your boy or girl? It’s simple, let your imagination fly and take your mobile phone, is all you need to put a hundred your man so that he is ready when he finally has you in front. Here is the collection of kinky naughty status and quotes. Enjoy it.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Naughty by nature, wild by choice.

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

Love is blind, and greed insatiable.

God is creative, I mean, just look at me.

You remind me of a Championship bass; I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I give it back.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. 🙂

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

Good boy with very bad thoughts.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Could I touch your belly button… from the inside?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I was about to masturbate doesn’t and I needed a name to go with your face.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.

A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If you are naughty, go to your room, if you want to be naughty go to mine.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilised.

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

You must work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Great Minds F*CK each Other.

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

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