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60+ Funny Minion Status for Facebook & WhatsApp | Minion Quotes

These yellow characters, dressed in panties and equipped with glasses for their eyes or eye, are really very cute and funny. There’s no doubt that these kids stole our hearts, and we can say that even the minions are more famous than the movie they came from, so much so that in 2015 it was released on the screen; the minions, a movie that revolved around them.
The minions have a particular way of speaking, maybe that’s why they are so popular, they have a kind of language called gibberish, that is, an unintelligible language in the first stay, but then it is difficult to stop them from hearing their voices, even in several very popular songs like `Slowly’ by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee or `My people’ by J Balvin and why not mention some of their funnier expressions, words and phrases as well, So here we give you the popular minions quotes and statuses.

Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed.

A good mood is like a ballon.One little prick is all it takes to ruin It.!

Talking to you Best Friend. is sometimes all the therapy you need.

Are you asking to be punched?

Most women are afraid of clowns but still end up dating one!

Talking to your best friend Is sometimes all the therapy you need.

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I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally I think if you can hear them whining you’re not pressing hard enough on the pillow.!

Don’t judge me. I was born to be Awesome. NOT PERFECT.

Of course women don;t work as hard as men…They get it right the first time.

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices…I’m Confused!!!

I make time for people who make time for me.

Most women are afraid of clowns but somehow still end up dating one!

Im not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.

First person to complain it’s too hot this summer gets punched.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap..

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing and don’t let people bring you down.

You can’t always control who walks into your life. but you can control which window you throw them out of.

When i text you a massive paragraph and you reply 40 minutes later with ‘K’.

Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed?

Cal me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a Saturday night to have fun. Staying home and watching movies is just fine with me!

When a friend and i think of someting in a dirty way…

You know how you can smack something to get it to work? I wish I could do that with people.

Just because I can’t sing, Doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Alright who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?

Keep calm & pretend it’s not Monday.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

When someone loves you, they don’t have to say it always, but you can always know it by the way they treat you.

I’m not really your friend until Istart insulting you on daily basis.

At Night I can’t sleep. In the Morning I can’t wake up.

Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it needs a Who the hell are you? button!

Of course I talk to my self.Sometimes I need expert advice.

WIFI went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Yes, I Dance in my car. Yes, I see you starting at me. No, I don’t care.

I wish to donate Fat like yiyu can donate blood.

Did you just fall?” Noo.I attacked the floor.

When people talk to you about stuff that doesn’t interest you.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

I don’t care If you’re black,white,short,tall,skinny,rich or poor. If you Respect me I’ll respect you.

I am sweet,loveable,kind,shy and Innocent..Oh,for heavens sake,stop laughing.!

I love you with allmy butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

I’m going to retire and live off my savings/ What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

Instad Of Cleaning House i just watch an episode of hoarders and think wow my house looks great.!!

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