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60+ Funny Lazy Status for the Lazy People | Lazy Quotes

There are days when we just don’t feel like doing anything. This is what we usually call laziness’ and unfortunately it attacks us quite often. The laziness, that strange feeling that we have all experienced at one time. It’s not that you really don’t want to do anything, but there are times when you just have to waste your time, right? This philosophy could be applied to many people who enjoy those moments of laziness that we like it or not, always remain present in life. Anyway, I’ve put together some best and funny lazy quotes and statuses for you to share with friends at Whatsapp when you feel like that. They are very funny and nice, I’m sure you’ll like them. Here you go! We hope you enjoy them.

I only feel lazy on days that end in ”Y”.

We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom.

Acting is easier – writing is more creative. The lazy man vies with the industrious.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I’m the victim here.

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Keep sleeping and stay in bed.

People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals – that is, goals that do not inspire them.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

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Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never.

I’m too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out.

It’s not my passion to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to do my exercises. Sometimes I really hate it. I’m lazy.

Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.

What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.

I’m a genius by birth, and lazy by choice.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

Offer the lazy an egg, and they’ll want you to peel it for them.

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.

I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.

You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.

Acting is easier – writing is more creative. The lazy man vies with the industrious.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it’s only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.

I like to be lazy. I do like to be busy and really active, but when that’s done, you can be sure I will be a lazy boy. I like to take time and relax and enjoy life.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

The Lazy Rule: Why Should I make the bed if I`m gonna sleep in it again?

Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

Laziness is the first step towards efficiency.

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

I’m too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out

I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.

I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the year.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

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