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65+ Of The Best Funny Quotes That Nail Your Crazy | Funny Quotes for FB & WhatsApp

Life faces you with some challenges. It throws curved balls at you and discourages you. In fact, life can sometimes be so unpleasant that you just don’t feel like fighting for your dreams anymore. Why bother when the next problem and difficulties are already looming on the horizon? Aside from hope and motivation, humor is what will keep you going through these difficult times. The combination of humor and a positive attitude can make a real difference in life. Having a funny perspective can make unpleasant situations much more bearable. When you can see things with a little laughter, you’ll see that they’re not too easy to handle. When you can see things with a little humor you will quickly develop the courage and determination to avoid giving up. For this reason I have created the following collection of funny quotes about life. Enjoy them! Enjoy them!

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

I Hate It When People Are At Your House & Ask ” Do You Have A Bathroom ?” No, We Pee In The Yard.

I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner & Smarter. People The Opposite. ( Funny Quotes )

Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

Dear Math, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’M Tried Of Solving Them For You.

I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.

Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.

If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ?

The Word ” Studying ” Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally ” Students Dying “.

That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.

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Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.

I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

I am not lazy, but I am on my energy saving mode.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I am blaming you.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone

I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted after me.

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

TRUTH: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It It. But Run Immediately After Saying It.

I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life, Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social Networking.

I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.

Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

During The Day, I Don’T Believe In Ghosts. Ar Night I’M Little More Open-Minded.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy Automatically.

People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.

I Wasn’T Mad. But Now That You Asked Me 7 Times If I’M Mad…Yes, I’M Mad !

Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.

I Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I’M Not Dead.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time.

Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys….

Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

I Smile Because You’Re My Family. I Laugh Because There’S Nothing You Can Do About It. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )

My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

I Don’T Always Get Asked Out On A Date. But When I Do….It’S On April 1St.

I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain

Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird….So I Could Fly Over Certain People & Poop On Their Heads.

I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.

They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug ?

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

At least Some Mosquito’s are attracted to me.

As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth……

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head & Other Person Doesn’T Follow The Damn Script.

Last seen 1985!Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

WARNING!! I know karate…..and some other words too.!

The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.

Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer & My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.

Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.

God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.

Sometimes, I Forgot How To Spell A Word So I Change The Whole Sentence To Avoid Using It.

Don’T Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey.

It’s not that I hate anyone; it’s just that I do not like people.

I’M Super Lazy Today !! Which Is Like Normal Lazy, But I’M Also Wearing A Cape.

Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Chocolates Comes From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant….So Chocolate Is A Salad.

I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in WhatsApp nor in reality.

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Math : Mental Abuse To Humans

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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