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There is nothing like sitting with friends to chat enjoying a delicious meal. If you add some wine or craft beer you would be putting a different touch to the evening. Good meals have a way of uniting family and friends in a truly special way. To be honest, if it were not for the food you and I definitely would not have the opportunity to live even for a day. I am not saying this just because I am a great enthusiast, but because what I am sharing with you today will surely inspire you in the way you inspired me.
These cooking and food quotes and status are about the joy of cooking, the fun we have eating and there are also some fun quotes from the diet. This list is replete with inspiring quotes about the types of foods that nourish the soul as much as they feed the body.

Even were a cook to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

Is there gonna be food? Yeah.. Ok then i’m coming.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

I disagree that hunger isn’t an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.

Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.

If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos.

Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.

Everything sucks.. except FOOD !!!! ¯_(?)_/¯

I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. 😀

I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.

Laughter is Brightest in the Place where the food is.

Life is a combination of magic and pasta.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.

Is there gonna be food? “Yeah” Ok then i’m coming.

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked..

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A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

People who Love to eat are always the Best People.

Nothing says “I’ve already given up on this day” quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.

Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.

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True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.

I’m trying to eat better. And, I do feel wise after drinking tea. After eating vegetables, I just feel hungry.

Salt is born of the purest of parents: the sun and the sea.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

To a man with an empty stomach, food is god.

I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste

Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.

Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Laughter is brightest in the place where food is.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.

If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !

When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because ‘Stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘Desserts’ 🙂

A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.

A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into.

We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine.

You dont need a silver frok to eat good food.

Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.

If you say you can’t cook what your really saying is that you can’t read and follow directions.

My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.

The belly rules the mind.

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